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The Great Chicken Nugget Shortage of 2020

15th Dec 202015th Dec 2020 ~ Aylssa ~ Leave a comment

I don't believe Covid-19 was started by bats. I think chickens got together and came up with an elaborate plan not to be eaten, ala Chicken Run, then blamed it all on the bats. We have no nuggets. Since like July time. Because of Covid. Because of the chicken conspiracy. People are coping okay with … Continue reading The Great Chicken Nugget Shortage of 2020

The time I got more than I bargained for at the Malaysian border…

9th Jun 201923rd Jan 2020 ~ Aylssa ~ 1 Comment

Kuala Lurah is an interesting place. It's like the Asian version of the wild west. In Brunei it is illegal to gamble. To buy alcohol. To sell cigarettes 1km from a school. From where I live it is a 40 minute drive to the Malaysian border; to Kuala Lurah. The nearest town after the border … Continue reading The time I got more than I bargained for at the Malaysian border…

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