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The Great Chicken Nugget Shortage of 2020

15th Dec 202015th Dec 2020 ~ Aylssa ~ Leave a comment

I don't believe Covid-19 was started by bats. I think chickens got together and came up with an elaborate plan not to be eaten, ala Chicken Run, then blamed it all on the bats. We have no nuggets. Since like July time. Because of Covid. Because of the chicken conspiracy. People are coping okay with … Continue reading The Great Chicken Nugget Shortage of 2020

How I ended up on a dot in the middle of the Pacific

14th Jun 201923rd Jan 2020 ~ Aylssa ~ Leave a comment

I always had ambitions to travel. I remember being young and my parents (while they were still together) taking us to places while they tried to get visas for Australia. Aged 11, I remember my mam talking about nurses who'd emigrated to Saudi Arabia who earned a fortune working for people who had gold taps … Continue reading How I ended up on a dot in the middle of the Pacific

Can She Speak English?

29th May 201924th Jan 2020 ~ Aylssa ~ Leave a comment

Despite actually being English, I’ve finally come to the realisation, after many blank stares and “can you repeat that please?”s that English is in fact my second language. My first is Geordie. My first experience of this was when I bounded like a Labrador puppy into see all the young people I was going to … Continue reading Can She Speak English?

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