Aylssa

Comedian – Artist – Cat Mam.

Debatable. My cats hate me.

Hailing from Gateshead, then migrating to “the big smoke” aka Newcastle, she now lives in South East Asia but pines for the bridges, a Greggsys chicken bake and banter at bus stops.

She has a proper job (as her mam would say), and definitely doesn’t make a living off the above, because, according to her bloke, she is a bit shit.

Her main ambition in life is to get as many people as possible in South East Asia to say “canny”.

She’s currently at 2.